From Ron Jeremy to Sacha Cohen: Five Real-Life Super Marios

Yes, this is the list you have been waiting for your whole life. Who is the real-life Mario?
Our editors and writers have picked the top 5 and we would like for you to vote for one in the comment section:


1.) Sacha Cohen has never played Mario, but when he played Borat he looked a lot like Mario. Maybe, he’s really is Mario, but plays Ali G, Borat, and Brüno as a disguise?

2.) Jimmy from ThinkGeek. He rocks. Our editors loved the fact that he rocked the Mario fist pump with style.

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3.) The Mario from the Super Mario Brothers movie. Don’t ever forget the classics.

4.) Ron Jeremy as a Mario? How else does Mario gain tons and tons of exposer world-wide?
He’s to have a huge pipe.

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5.) The Original Mario’s voice from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! A real italian playing Mario. We loved it.

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28 Comments For This Article

  1. PIngoKingo says:

    Oh wow, OK this makes a lot of sense dhde.

    http://www.anon-toolz.edu.tc

  2. NotJimmy says:

    I vote for that Jimmy guy.

  3. David says:

    Jimmy. Definitely Jimmy.

  4. Raevyn says:

    Whoa, Jimmy is CONVINCING. I Vote JIMMY! #2!

  5. Kevbot says:

    +1 for Jimmy because he’s my hero in real life!

  6. Zachary T. says:

    Jimmy, 1000X.

    YA HEARD?!

  7. shane says:

    Jimmy!

  8. Krauspantz says:

    1 vote for Jimmy!

  9. Lou says:

    I vote for JIMMY

  10. MechaBecca says:

    JIMMY!!!! Absolutely Jimmy!

  11. Harvard says:

    JIMMY!!!!!

  12. carl says:

    Jimmy…

  13. Ken says:

    Jimmy!

  14. wonderstink says:

    Jimmy will always be a winner in my book.
    (But he should be a winner here, too!)

  15. SumFatGuy says:

    There’s only one choice and that choice is Jimmy!

  16. E. Foley says:

    Jimmy > Jeremy, for sure!

  17. Madam Peterman says:

    Jimmy! He’s the bees knees!

  18. Notageek says:

    Jimmy is the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Tory says:

    Jimmy!!!

  20. Katelyn says:

    I vote for Jimmy! He’s my hero!

  21. kodermike says:

    Mama mia! S’gotta be Jimmy!

  22. Chris says:

    JIMMY. 100% Jimmy.

  23. Chris says:

    Jimmy!

  24. Andie says:

    Jimmy!

  25. Jess says:

    Jimmy! <3

  26. Bug says:

    #2 – Jimmy

    Look at that eyebrow!

  27. 80%kevin says:

    Jimmy is the best one, hands down.

  28. Jacob says:

    This photo of Jimmy is just the tip of the iceberg. Seven eighths of Jimmy’s true Marioness is below water.

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