First World Problems

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What to wear today Roach in the house Paper cut There's nothing good on tv You ran out of toilet paper Where is your missing sock?   Closet is a mess You can't find the remote control You can't find your glasses Your hot water is not working Food coma Broken pieces of egg shells in your food Your fork is a little crooked Auto correct fails … [Read more...]

Orange Scented Light – Make a Romantic Orange Scent Light

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You're going to have a lady come over for dinner and you would like to make your place a little more romantic, but you don't know what to do? Here's a simple DIY that can change the whole environment in your place by using an orange and some olive oil. … [Read more...]

Kegerator – All You Need to Know About Kergerators, Including Conversion Kit, Parts, Mini Models, and Reviews of Top Brands Like Danby and Haier

Kegerator Beer Dispensers Kegerator is a dispensing device for brewing home-made draft beer. It is usually shaped like a barrel that can accommodate gallons of beer which can last for several months for personal home consumption. Kegerators are not only used at home, they are also common in bars and in several commercial centers and dining establishments, like restaurants and liquor bar shops. They come in different … [Read more...]

Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

This list is from a David Letterman Top Ten back in 2010. However, if you haven't seen it before (as we hadn't) then it's new to you.   WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your … [Read more...]

Ultimate Home Coke Machine

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Don't you hate going to the store and having to buy coke after coke over again. A solution to your problem can only be a 5 gallons away with this clever invention. You might have to visit the dentist more often, but you do get to drink your coke on a daily basis without a worry. Related articles Japan Makes a Game Out of Buying a Coke (escapistmagazine.com) WIN the Diet Coke Catwalk Collection PLUS a YEAR's … [Read more...]

“Occupy Wall Street” Gets Ugly

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Occupy Wall Street has reached a new level with Occupy Andy's room. The Toy Story gang is in the protest now and what is next? Disneyland? Mickey? Minnie?   Related articles Decolonize Wall Street Our Photo of the Week (indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com) Occupy Wall Street under occupation (paper-bird.net) The Occupation of Occupy Wall Street (thescoundrel.wordpress.com) Eliot Van Buskirk: … [Read more...]

The Gun

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First there was this gun ...   It was developed by General Electric, the "We bring good things to life" people.  It's one of the modern-day Gatling guns. It shoots very big bullets. It shoots them very quickly. Someone said, "Let's put it in an airplane." Someone else said, "Better still, let's build an airplane around it." So they did. And "they" were the Fairchild-Republic airplane people. And they had … [Read more...]

Bartending All-Stars

So, you think you're pretty fancy because you can snap up a beer out of the case and twist off a tiny little cap inside of 2.5 seconds? You haven't seen anything yet, son. Check out how these bartending all-stars serve it up fast, TGI Friday's style. Related articles Bartender Etiquette - 7 Principles of Bartending (lenestrada.com) Bartender Wisdom: 'That's the Only Shot I Need' (esquire.com) What it means … [Read more...]

Rhonda: “First Date Dont’s”

Recently I wrote an article, which I hope helped you, in your search for something to do on that awkward first date. Then it dawned on me that maybe I should have followed up that information with a list of things NOT to do on a first date. So guys here it is: The Men’s Guide of Things Never to do on a First Date. 1. Don’t be late. Of course we would understand if something happened out of your control which … [Read more...]

Rhonda: “Where not to go on a First Date”

Hi Gentlemen! First let me begin by saying that I am extremely excited to be a part of the Man Certified family.You guys are fortunate to have a website specifically catering to the needs of the male gender. My objective is to help you guys out with the female gender or as we like to call ourselves “Divas”. Although it seems that our male counterparts deem us “impossible” to get along with, I will give you honest … [Read more...]